DO NOT READ BEFORE READING PREVIOUS POST.Do they have a fourth of July in England?Yes. It comes right after the third of July.
How many birth days does the average man have? 1. The average man is born once.
Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?All of them: none have less than 28.
Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?70. There are 60 halves in 30. 60+10=70
If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?If you take away 2 apples, you have 2 apples.
A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die.How many sheep are left standing?All but 9 means 9.
How many members of each animal did Moses take on the ark?Moses didn't take any animals on the ark - Noah did.A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall.
What does he weigh? meat. A butcher weighs meat.
Calculate your score...
8->Genius
6-7->Above Normal
5->Normal
3-4->Slow
1-2->Idiot
0->Brain dead